The Amazing Adventures of Superjeff in Toronto

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

episode 1

Hello everyone. I’ve officially become a pretentious nerd, that’s right this is the blog of Superjeff. I’m sure this won’t last long seeing as puppies have a longer attention span than I do…

So… episode 1

I was watching smallville this evening, as I do almost every Tuesday night, and I realised how much I have in common with superman… as I do almost every Tuesday night. It’s actually not that hard to see; both of us moved from small towns to big cities, both of us hide our true selves from everyone close to us meanwhile searching for a companion to understand us, both of us clinging to our morals and ethics yet struggling with them at every turn, and most importantly both of us are equipped with superhuman abilities. Also, like Clark I’ve had my Lana Lang’s, those women close to me who I could never ask out due to my lack of gonads. But we’ve all had those in our younger years…

Long story short: this evening Clark lost his one and only love, Alicia. Now, Clark has been left with very little, the solitary thought that had he simply trusted her and let his ethics slide just a little… well she’s gone now, who knows what could have been. I find myself wondering if my writers will find it in their hearts to give me another chance, or will they find the tragedy a better sell… oops, I meant Clark not me.

I like puppies…